OOC INTRO #1

[cancrymods]

Hello, Executors and welcome to Can Cry!

Thank you so much for your interest in the game so far! Since so many of our prospective players have had their apps accepted, we're putting up the first ooc intro post for everyone to start getting to know each other!

Introduce yourself and your character down below, talk about what you'd like to get out of the game – and yes, you can post memes, you horrible shitposters.

Comments

[iserveeverybody]

Hello! I'm Eric (overbringer) and I have inflicted Alice on you, from the short Webcomic Alice Grove. Here, however, she will be going be Relic, which is quite an accurate description of what she is: A left over from a long dead civilization that has no place in the modern world save as a curiosity. Her sin is Sloth.

Alice is an immortal bioweapon shaped like a human who took place in a war 5000 years ago over AI rights. She is a sarcastic asshole who was built with a compulsion to help people. The people who built her didn't want to have her deciding she wanted to become the boss, after all. She is here to be rude to everyone and also to ruthlessly mom you all whether you want it or not.

She's also done some REALLY violent things, so if references of blood, death, and violence bother you please let me know and I'll avoid them around your character as best I can.

I'm still working on her infopost but I'll get it up before the end of the weekend probably maybe.


Alice is good with children

[pioailurophobia]

KINGSLAYER DOES NOT NEED A MOM FUCK YOU

(Kingslayer ABSOLUTELY needs a mom.)

[iserveeverybody]

BED TIME IS 10:30 AND YOU WILL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES OR SO HELP ME GOD

[pioailurophobia]

the best thing about kingslayer is that from a distance they seem like an imposing darth vader type since they'll be showing up as an invisible person inside a suit of armor until they get memoria back but as soon as they start talking everybody will immediately realize, "oh this is an idiot teen"

[iserveeverybody]

Relic is 5000 years old so she just kind of low key assumes everyone around her is a child by comparison regardless of how old they look.

[mementomoritz]

Medic absolutely needs adult supervision, please help (everyone around) her.

[iserveeverybody]

Medic can frankenstein together a FEW souls of the restless dead.

As a treat.

[mementomoritz]

...Friendship ended with old mom, new mom is now her favorite.

[crosscutting]

Adult supervision? In MY afterlife??

(please for the love of god tell this child it's okay to Have A Life, she needs it so bad)

[iserveeverybody]

It Is Okay To Have A Life. It's fine, Relic will just do all the work herself so you don't have to.

[crosscutting]

Ummmm unsure??? Very Unsure??????????

[iserveeverybody]

It's just what she does. Can't stop helping people when your brain was instilled with an artificial compulsion to serve others by the people who built you from scratch because they were scared that if they didn't have a way to control you they would be literally unable to stop you from conquering the world.

[crosscutting]

Well that's dumb, they clearly should be relying on a pack of adolescent girls arbitrarily given magical powers to fight for them and also be pop culture idols. A much better and more normal system of defense!

[iserveeverybody]

Relic gets orbital death rays though.

[crosscutting]

...Pariah wants an orbital death ray 8C

[iserveeverybody]

They come with a compulsion to serve everybody.

Thus the username.