OOC INTRO #1

[cancrymods]

Hello, Executors and welcome to Can Cry!

Thank you so much for your interest in the game so far! Since so many of our prospective players have had their apps accepted, we're putting up the first ooc intro post for everyone to start getting to know each other!

Introduce yourself and your character down below, talk about what you'd like to get out of the game – and yes, you can post memes, you horrible shitposters.

Comments

[crosscutting]

Ummmm unsure??? Very Unsure??????????

[iserveeverybody]

It's just what she does. Can't stop helping people when your brain was instilled with an artificial compulsion to serve others by the people who built you from scratch because they were scared that if they didn't have a way to control you they would be literally unable to stop you from conquering the world.

[crosscutting]

Well that's dumb, they clearly should be relying on a pack of adolescent girls arbitrarily given magical powers to fight for them and also be pop culture idols. A much better and more normal system of defense!

[iserveeverybody]

Relic gets orbital death rays though.

[crosscutting]

...Pariah wants an orbital death ray 8C

[iserveeverybody]

They come with a compulsion to serve everybody.

Thus the username.