OOC INTRO #1

[cancrymods]

Hello, Executors and welcome to Can Cry!

Thank you so much for your interest in the game so far! Since so many of our prospective players have had their apps accepted, we're putting up the first ooc intro post for everyone to start getting to know each other!

Introduce yourself and your character down below, talk about what you'd like to get out of the game – and yes, you can post memes, you horrible shitposters.

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[emberserker]

Hello! Jisu here with Anna Fugo from GRANBELM, known as Wolfsbane here. She's a stuck-up rich girl from an old mage family and has some serious anger issues, and her sin is Envy. Those of you who saw her in Unknown Seas may know what you're in for, but to all of you, I'm very sorry.

For those of you who don't have me added yet, my Plurk is jisusushi and I'm always in the Discord too!

[pioailurophobia]

N'yello! I'm Doom (TheDoomkitten), and I'm bringing in Mordred from Fate/Apocrypha, with their Executor title being Kingslayer. They're a reckless, bloodthirsty, not-at-all-chivalrous, and on very rare occasions kind knight with some serious anger issues, and their sin is Lust. Mordred is a bundle of trauma and half-resolved complexes at their current canon point and may or may not have (they totally did) destroy an entire kingdom just to prove themself to their father in a wonderful display of what happens when you combine inferiority issues with a superiority complex.

Note: Mordred's entire gender identity is very "???" as they were written by a cis person who accidentally put a whole lot of Gender in their character arc, so I play them as a nonbinary lesbian, but honestly I'm down for all interpretations.

Anyways, have Mordred being an Actual Factual Cat.

[pioailurophobia]

good thing tdm threads aren't canon huh,

[guffawsungraciously]

HEY THERE... my name is Ran, and I’m bringing you a trash fire! This here is Jasper from Dragon Quest XI, though he’ll be called White Eagle for a while... and for a while, he’ll be pretty decent! Kind of a big ol’ tsundere, maybe a little arrogant (he’s got the sin of Pride going on!), but alright enough. But there might be a weird undercurrent of something... darker there. Well, I’m sure that’s nothing. He definitely won’t start becoming an evil wizard when he starts regaining his memories.

Anyway, I’m RandomProphet! I’m also on Discord at ranrannerson#7224, but it’s a lot easier to get ahold of me on plurk.

[emberserker]

You say that as if they won't probably be at each other's throats anyway.

[pioailurophobia]

what do you mean "at each other's throats" kingslayer was having a GREAT time

[crosscutting]

What's up losers, I'm Casey and this is my shitty horrible daughter Cassidy from Sleepless Domain, a magical girl webcomic that is super happy and fluffy all the time and definitely has no traumatic content or troubling worldbuilding whatsoever! Cassidy is going by Pariah these days and has the sin of Envy. She's cute and cheerful and very eager to do a GOOD JOB and SAVE PEOPLE and JUDGE YOU FOR THINKING ABOUT BOYS i mean what. ...okay, so she has maybe a few unresolved issues and a lot of societal assumptions she has never unpacked in any way whatsoever, but it's probably fine.

You can find me over at Gryphcat, and my Discord is gryphcat#5471!

[pioailurophobia]

there's a solid chance kingslayer will join pariah in the misandry corner

[iserveeverybody]

Hello! I'm Eric (overbringer) and I have inflicted Alice on you, from the short Webcomic Alice Grove. Here, however, she will be going be Relic, which is quite an accurate description of what she is: A left over from a long dead civilization that has no place in the modern world save as a curiosity. Her sin is Sloth.

Alice is an immortal bioweapon shaped like a human who took place in a war 5000 years ago over AI rights. She is a sarcastic asshole who was built with a compulsion to help people. The people who built her didn't want to have her deciding she wanted to become the boss, after all. She is here to be rude to everyone and also to ruthlessly mom you all whether you want it or not.

She's also done some REALLY violent things, so if references of blood, death, and violence bother you please let me know and I'll avoid them around your character as best I can.

I'm still working on her infopost but I'll get it up before the end of the weekend probably maybe.


Alice is good with children

[pioailurophobia]

KINGSLAYER DOES NOT NEED A MOM FUCK YOU

(Kingslayer ABSOLUTELY needs a mom.)

[iserveeverybody]

BED TIME IS 10:30 AND YOU WILL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES OR SO HELP ME GOD

[crosscutting]

Imagine Dating

this post made by Repression Gang

[pioailurophobia]

the best thing about kingslayer is that from a distance they seem like an imposing darth vader type since they'll be showing up as an invisible person inside a suit of armor until they get memoria back but as soon as they start talking everybody will immediately realize, "oh this is an idiot teen"

[iserveeverybody]

Relic is 5000 years old so she just kind of low key assumes everyone around her is a child by comparison regardless of how old they look.

[mementomoritz]

Team "runs with scissors" is a go.

[iserveeverybody]

Bad news Anna you have a mom now and she can handle being yelled at.

[beknights]

hello everybody i'm Ruka rukafais and I am bringing a mute child soldier/sacrifice who is a morass of trauma they havent even remotely addressed underneath a thin veneer of very tired formality and is also a six foot bug with one arm and some gnarly scars. This is the Hollow Knight from the game of basically-the-same-name, though for their time here they'll be called Seal.

They are a centuries old overgrown extremely anxious teenager deep down and basically all they know how to do with certainty is Be Stoic In The Face Of Uncertainty and Violently Terminate Problems. Please be nice to them they're trying their best. Their sin is Sloth, for reasons.

[iserveeverybody]

Alice isn't a GREAT parental figure but I figure she can't do much worse than the OTHER parental figure in the Hollow Knight's life.

[crosscutting]

I hope you're ready for some





snippy

CR

;)

[mementomoritz]

Hey everyone, I'm Echo and I'm here with my terrible awful science gremlin OC. Her name is Mercy Moritz, although around here she'll be known as Medic.

Not to be confused with that other blonde medical prodigy named Mercy.

She's a teen genius who is utterly obsessed with medicine and all biological sciences, hence her sin of Greed for knowledge. Her old day job was using a pair of surgical scissors almost as big as she was to fight animals that a partially-successful alien terraforming attempt mutated into giant ravenous monsters. She has to know all the things, including and especially Things Man Was Not Meant To Know. She's very happy to be here and has all the tact and subtlety of a brick to the face. She will probably ask you if she can dissect you. She may ask more than once. She will definitely try to dissect some of the enemies you end up fighting, probably while you are fighting them.

Please do not let her Frankenstein together the souls of your fellow restless dead.

[beknights]

she will at least understand what it means to be Created To Serve A Purpose which frankly is more than their dad ever gave them at baseline so she's already doing good by existing

[mementomoritz]

Medic absolutely needs adult supervision, please help (everyone around) her.

[crosscutting]

I can't wait for them to be Big Duty Energy buddies

[mementomoritz]

Okay so the bad news is that Medic is definitely going to want to find out How They Work, but the good news is that unlike the mad scientist they grew up with she's at least vaguely making an attempt at medical ethics?

She doesn't understand them at all, but she tries.

[mementomoritz]

Ayyyyyyyyyyy.