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Shalomie, homies! I know aaaaaa lot of you already, but if I don't, I'm Asher and I'm bringing you Dave Strider, to be known here as Clocks, from Homestuck. He's a good kid with an entire grocery aisle of issues around death, fate, heroism, and toxic bro culture, and a, uh, colorful way with words. All he wants is for one (1) person to think he's cool.

Anyway, he is not going to be jazzed about being a hero and fixing the clockwork at the bottom of Purgatory, B U T, I hear there's maybe this new idol group coming up? Who might need a photography/social media/merch manager...? Just saying? Let him make you a star meme.

You can reach me most easily on Plurk at asherdashery.